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Brawl Erupts Between Iron Abbey Gastro Pub & Whiskey Goldmine at Sly Fox Goat Race Press Conference

goat race sly fox 300x126 Brawl Erupts Between Iron Abbey Gastro Pub & Whiskey Goldmine at Sly Fox Goat Race Press Conference Tempers Flare, Fight Ensues Before Highly Anticipated Goat Race, Beerfest

By Team Goldmine

At the Weigh in & Press Conference for the Sly Fox Goat Races there was a heated exchange between the Iron Abbey and Whiskey Goldmine. The argument turned into a brawl when Whiskey Goldmine’s racing goat “Coffee” bit the Iron Abbey’s goat named “Iron.” Just then, the other Iron Abbey racing goat named “Abbey” attacked Coffee the goat and a brawlerupted! Iron Abbey’s General Manager Rui Lucas started throwing bombs at WG’s publisher Matt Goldstein, punching and screaming, “What the heck does a whiskey web site know about craft beer and goat racing anyway?!?” After being punched multiple times Goldstein tackled Lucas saying, “Just because you show UFC PPV’s on Saturday nights doesn’t mean you know MMA!” At this point, a complete brawl erupted between 12 goats, all the bartenders at the Iron Abbey and about 10 drunken writers from the WG. It was absolute mayhem.

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iron abbey gastro pub horsham 257x300 Brawl Erupts Between Iron Abbey Gastro Pub & Whiskey Goldmine at Sly Fox Goat Race Press Conference An anonymous source from the WG was quoted as saying, “Just because the Iron Abbey has the best craft beer and steak combination in the Philadelphia area doesn’t save them from getting crushed in the Sly Fox goat race by Coffee.” Rui Lucas responded with warning that his two goats “Iron” and “Abbey” are gonna “stomp on every goat in their way in order to get to Coffee.” When we asked Whiskey Goldmine Publisher & CEO Matt Goldstein for a quote on the Sly Fox goat races, Goldstein grabbed our camera and smashed it on the ground, kind of like Sonny in the Godfather during the infamous wedding scene. Unfortunately, because of this camera assault, we have no footage of the mayhem from the press conference. It will all have to be decided on Sunday at race time.

The festivities start at 11 am and the race kicks off at 2 pm. Its German bock day and the Sly Fox will have 5 different styles of bock beer flowing outside at the Phoenixville brewery. Tickets for the bus trip from the Iron Abbey are still available. A crowd of about 2500 is expected.

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3 comments to Brawl Erupts Between Iron Abbey Gastro Pub & Whiskey Goldmine at Sly Fox Goat Race Press Conference

  • Susan

    Who is the winner?

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  • Gourmonster

    What kind of beer do the goats drink while they’re in training for such a grueling athletic event? AND… If you feed the goats beer do you get beer flavored goat cheese?Just askin’.

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    Matt Goldstein Reply:

    This is an amazing idea. Beer fed goat cheese. I love it!

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