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A Four Loko Review: Fruit Punch, Grape, Raspberry, & Lemonade

four loco A Four Loko Review: Fruit Punch, Grape, Raspberry, & LemonadeMalt Liquor with the Caffeine Equivalent of 6 Cups of Coffee: Better Suited to Clean the Wheels on a Ford Explorer than Actual Consumption 

By Scott Michaels

While on a road trip to see the Philadelphia Eagles play the Jacksonville Jaguars, I went to the liquor store to stock up on adult beverages. While in the process of purchasing these said adult beverages, I came across one that may not fall into the adult beverage category. FOUR LOKO. Fittingly, I purchased 4 of these as I thought it would be as big of a hit as Smirnoff Ice was at the tailgate. (Yes, you just got iced.) I perused through the vast array of different flavors and decided to take Fruit Punch, Grape, Raspberry, and Lemonade.  I had only heard of the amazing ways this 11% malt beverage could make you feel.  4 Beers and 6 Coffees in 1 can!  Amazing. Unfortunately, when I placed the can to my lips and took my first sip, it tasted just like what I would imagine 4 beers and 6 coffees mixed together tasting like. FOUR LOKO would be better used to clean the dirt off the wheels of my Ford Explorer. I think it is great that the product is being removed from shelves, not because powerful punch it packs, but to save everybody from the aftertaste you will experience after drinking it. Great idea, terrible outcome.  Drink with Responsibility; for real.

 

Four Loko Should be Banned for the Flavor! .

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